Disney.Rock.Band.Burlesque.Dancing.Food.Frogs.Friends.Etc.

hbbits:

IM SO PISSED THAT IM ONLY NOW REALIZING THAT CAP’S FIRST OUTFIT WERE JUST BOOTY SHORTS OVER TIGHTS

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(via myheartbelongsonthefield)

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

(via drumcorpsdrawings)

surethattotallyhappened:

nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children

(Source: nextyearsgirlisaghostnow, via chooseconfidence)

surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

(via ancient-souls)

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

(via myheartbelongsonthefield)

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

friendlybookworm:

I formally refuse the idea that a book is just a book.

(via the-seventhavenger)