Disney.Rock.Band.Burlesque.Dancing.Food.Frogs.Friends.Etc.

I would wear nothing but underwear if it was socially acceptable.

dcgarcia4:

aprilmakesyousmile:

Pants are overrated. Am I right, or am I right?

I agree 100%

(via iplaysnare)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via gold-teeth-gray-goose)

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via gold-teeth-gray-goose)

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

(via gold-teeth-gray-goose)

grimelords:

If I’ve learned anything from Jack Black, and I like to think I’ve learned a great deal, it’s that the secret to guitar noises with your mouth is not in nyow nyeeows but in bliddley bliddely blayows

(via mac--and--please)

0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

(via mac--and--please)

pornstarwars:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d give up my wifi,

To spend time with you

(via gold-teeth-gray-goose)

theaveragefish:

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

stop

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source: sixpenceee, via mac--and--please)

nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning

(Source: almondmilkpapi, via gold-teeth-gray-goose)


what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

(Source: bunnyravio, via gold-teeth-gray-goose)